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A Good Mother
by Zachary Robert Long (1049 words, estimated reading time: 5 minutes)
She made airplane noises while balancing the slime-covered spoon as it made its descent, begging for a landing strip, but when he refused to open his...
Obfuscation: The Hidden of Art
by Zachary Robert Long (1211 words, estimated reading time: 6 minutes)
The mystery genre can largely be divided into three categories: Who did it?, How do it?, and Why do it? Each category requires the author...
My Son in the Sun
by Zachary Robert Long (2837 words, estimated reading time: 13 minutes)
Bills Hicks had a bit about how he didn’t understand what people saw in the beach. It’s where water meets land. What’s so special about that?...
Where Silence Meets Speed
by Zachary Robert Long (2500 words, estimated reading time: 12 minutes)
I don’t trust electric cars. And no, before you ask, it isn’t because of Musk and the endless litany of issues with Tesla. Fiat, Lotus, Hyundai,...
Talking Teapots: A Wallace & Gromit Treatise
by Zachary Robert Long (1279 words, estimated reading time: 7 minutes)
When Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024) was released onto Netflix this January, my family had to watch. It had been nearly twenty years since...