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Month: February 2025

Gromit catches a falling teapot in Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

Talking Teapots: A Wallace & Gromit Treatise
by Zachary Robert Long (1279 words, estimated reading time: 7 minutes)

Posted on February 17, 2025February 19, 2025 by Zack Long

When Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024) was released onto Netflix this January, my family had to watch. It had been nearly twenty years since the last Wallace and Gromit feature film had been released, and sixteen years since the last short. The movie was an absolute delight, very charming. But there was one…

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And I Breathe Your Blood Like A Carcinogenic Breeze
by Zachary Robert Long (2309 words, estimated reading time: 10 minutes)

Posted on February 6, 2025 by Zack Long

I’m sitting in the pub listening to Mark’s inane chatter when they walk in. She’s dressed in a tight fitting tube-top that leaves nothing to the imagination, but with a body that makes you crave a little less candor. He’s wearing a suit that you just know has an Italian name with a reputation dip-shits…

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  • A Good Mother
    by Zachary Robert Long (1049 words, estimated reading time: 5 minutes)
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    Bills Hicks had a bit about how he didn’t understand what people saw in the beach. It’s where water meets land. What’s so special about that?...
  • Where Silence Meets Speed
    by Zachary Robert Long (2500 words, estimated reading time: 12 minutes)
    I don’t trust electric cars. And no, before you ask, it isn’t because of Musk and the endless litany of issues with Tesla. Fiat, Lotus, Hyundai,...
  • Talking Teapots: A Wallace & Gromit Treatise
    by Zachary Robert Long (1279 words, estimated reading time: 7 minutes)
    When Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024) was released onto Netflix this January, my family had to watch. It had been nearly twenty years since...

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